I have reluctantly decided to erace all traces of my Blogger presence, as, frankly, it's a pain in the hoop running a blog alongside a real website since all I do is end up posting the same bollocks twice.

Why not pop along and visit me at www.billythefish.com? There's a Guestbook there and over half a decade's worth of wittering for you to plough through in a vain attempt for a giggle.

Go on, what else are you planning to do today? Work? Pshaw!